im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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