your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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