He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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