Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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