I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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