he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Are we still banned from the library?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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