8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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