Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Do plants get herpes?
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