My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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