Plan B is the new Plan A
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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