Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
