Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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