obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I want to fling myself into the sun
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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