You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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