omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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