Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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