I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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