For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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