We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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