because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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