She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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