if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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