That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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