You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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