i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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