I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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