lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
i need some magic done to my vagina
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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