we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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