Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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