i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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