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(330): View more from Ohio

this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away

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(806): View more from Texas

yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....

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(810): View more from Michigan

was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here

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(+61): View more from Australia

why is my forehead so bruised?

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i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.

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(916): View more from California

He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.

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(503): View more from Oregon

We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?

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(775): View more from Nevada

I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.

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