plz talk dirty to me
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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