ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
