In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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