I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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