I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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