Having a random hookup so left but love u
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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