I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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