Can Purell be used as lube?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It's no shave November. This is our time.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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