awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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