The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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