yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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