you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
