everyone is single if you try hard enough
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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