wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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