Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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