It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
