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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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