Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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