Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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