what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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