I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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