i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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