would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You smell like stripper and shame
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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