A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
