DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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