I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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