Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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